Good morning, world.

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Good morning, world.

You know, I would really like to sleep in for a while in the morning, but Sofia, Ms. I-have-to-write-in-the-morning, always wakes up too early and that disturbs me. Oh, sure, I’m gracious and pretend it doesn’t bother me, but it does. So what do I do about it? I exercise my cat rights and walk across her keyboard, timing it perfectly so that she’s in the middle of typing a line of dialogue that she mumbles aloud is perfect. I consider it putting my personal mark on her story. She doesn’t feel the same way, but hey, maybe she’ll learn her lesson and sleep in a little longer tomorrow.

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I like outside, but it’s safer inside

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I like outside, but it's safer inside

Every once in a while, Sofia takes me outside in my pet stroller, what I like to call my human-powered chariot, and while I really enjoy getting out to sniff whatever drifts by on the air currents, it’s kind of scary outside. There are dogs, usually off their leash, that seem like they want to chase me. How rude! It’s not like I’d chase them, so why do they want to chase me? They are not well behaved like us cats. Okay, fine, I’m only well behaved when I want food, but still, I’m a feline and we’re not expected to be lap dogs. Pun intended!

I just want to be loved!

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I just want to be loved!

This photo is perfect in that is shows how my cat-mom, Sophie, hates me. You know, I’m one of the best Sphynx around, yet she gives me that look, you can see it, the cold, calculating look that tells me she’ll be waiting to jump me as soon as she can. I’m a lot bigger than her, but come on, she’s my mom, I can’t fight her. I love her and just want to be loved! Oh, well, thank goodness I have my human-mom, Sofia! Maybe I shouldn’t complain when Sofia writes all the time, at least she loves me!

It’s Easter, but where is our Easter basket?

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It's Easter, but where is our Easter basket?

Okay, so it’s Easter and neither Hermes nor I got any Easter baskets filled with treats. Hermes was upset, he’s about 4 hours younger than me, so that makes him my little brother. This photo is me giving him a little brotherly love. Sofia, she’s oblivious and sitting, again, at her computer sending out more queries and doing what she calls ‘marketing’ for her new book. A romance of all things. Please. She needs to write a book about how she abuses us by forgetting to give us a blasted Easter basket!

Crossdressing Sphynx

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Crossdressing Sphynx

Yep, this is me in a dress. I’m all man, baby, so why the dress? Seriously, it isn’t funny. Not one little bit. Okay, I have to admit, I look good in it, and it’s very soft and comfortable, but still, it’s a freaking dress! They’ve even nicknamed me ‘princess’! It’s not right. And it makes my butt look big!!!

Couple of goodlooking Sphynx!

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Couple of goodlooking Sphynx!

Yep, that’s me and Hermes wearing our latest shirts. I think we look pretty dang cool. At first when Sofia would try to dress us, we put on a show, as cats should, like she was killing us, but now we just sit there and let her put our clothes on. There’s really no point in struggling anymore because we like the clothes she buys. What I don’t like is when someone in the house thinks it’s funny to put me in a dress! Yes, they have dresses for my cat-mom and get great delight in putting me in one every now and then. I’ll post a pic later so you can witness the humiliation for yourself. It truly is awful. The memory haunts me to this day.

Weather’s cold and I’m taking the bed!

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Weather's cold and I'm taking the bed!

A storm is blowing through and it’s gone cold again. That means, no matter what anyone says, me and my brother are taking the bed. There might not be any room for Sofia, but so what? She’s busy writing and working on a book that’s getting published. Seriously, who cares? I can’t read. Go ahead and write, Sofia! The laptop might be yours, but the queen-sized bed is mine!

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