Good morning, world.

You know, I would really like to sleep in for a while in the morning, but Sofia, Ms. I-have-to-write-in-the-morning, always wakes up too early and that disturbs me. Oh, sure, I’m gracious and pretend it doesn’t bother me, but it does. So what do I do about it? I exercise my cat rights and walk across her keyboard, timing it perfectly so that she’s in the middle of typing a line of dialogue that she mumbles aloud is perfect. I consider it putting my personal mark on her story. She doesn’t feel the same way, but hey, maybe she’ll learn her lesson and sleep in a little longer tomorrow.